morals are a bunch of made up things anyway, right? the united states is devoid of morals, so why should it's inhabitants? this whole war thing could maybe be avoided if we had some moral obligation not to kill families upon families of foreigners for their oil. the moral thing to do would be to NOT murder them. however, since the US stands as it is, perhaps making money off these children AND feeding the poor would doubly benefit our society. wow, capitalism rules!

but the question now arises; why stop by just eating existing babies; why not breed them strictly for this purpose? mr. swift is once again ahead of me on this one. one boy to every 4 girls is the ratio he supposes. did i mention this man was a genius?

regardless, the answer to the morality question is a resounding:
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